meghan rose allen

Review of Betty Boop by Roger Langridge

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Previously, my entire exposure to Betty Boop was her bit in Roger Rabbit, although, like Star Wars and pop music, Betty Boop as a cultural-concept has long buried its way into my subconscious. Plus, like me, she has a middle part (in her hair), so I feel we should stick together (although my middle-part is a lot more Joey on Dawson's Creek than Betty Boop). I'm also somewhat concerned, as I am with Wonder Woman, as to the state of Betty Boop's back due to her mammary endowments. That and she's apparently sixteen. I don't really know if this:

is a good look for a sixteen year old. I mean, the Jazz Inspector, who is clearly an adult (and who calls the Jazz Police!), is hitting on her in a way that a grown man should not be hitting on a sixteen year old. Thankfully for all her questionably appropriate attire, Langridge's Betty Boop never uses her sexuality as a performance: she's a waitress who wants to be a singer and she just so happens to look like Betty Boop.

How much boob tape (Boop tape?) do you think someone needs to keep that dress up? My enquiring mind wants to know.

So this book is a collection of four Betty Boop comics, in which the Devil sends a lizard to try and steal Gramps' house so that the Devil can claim Betty Boop's innocent soul for his own and ... well, it doesn't work obviously (I guess that's a spoiler, but this isn't some gritty reboot of Betty Boop where Gramps is a junkie and she's been sold into sex slavery or anything like that). It's seems rather convoluted a premise, but maybe the old Betty Boop cartoons (again -- all I know is this) are as wacky and convoluted. The whole thing read like watching a cartoon -- when I think back to last night (when I read it before going to bed), it isn't as if I read a book, but as if I watched cartoons. I like cartoons. And for all its silly twistiness, I liked this Betty Boop comic collection too.

Betty Boop by Robert Langridge went on sale May 16, 2017.

I received a copy free from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.

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Review of Bookishly Ever After by Isabel Bandeira

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Ahh, to once again be a swooning high school student, with true love meaning a struggle against miscommunication, errant text messages, and interference by meddling friends. Without a physical Cyrano around, our heroine Phoebe resorts to cribbing behaviour and repartée from her favourite paranormal YA novels. Does she get the guy (it's a teen romance novel, so the answer to that should be obvious)? Do we know the outcome pretty much from the get-go (again, teen romance, obvious answer)? Did that stop me from greedily rushing through to the end to make sure (randos on the internet may not know me, but rest assured, this is another obvious answer)?

It's an escapist, romance novel where I can pretend that all high school are like fictional American high schools with football teams and clubs and friends whose parents give them cars, rather than the hellish, lonely, public transit slog that my high school years turned into, and that even if I am a bookish, antisocial crafter, I can Mary Sue myself up and get a hot guy and it'll all be wonderful (I originally typed worderful, which I think may be an even better word to describe Bookishly Ever After) fantasy and doesn't high school seem much better in fiction? In my nightmares where I'm back in high school, I'm going to start hoping for some fictional locales.

Bookishly Ever After by Isabel Bandeira went on sale January 12, 2016.

I received a copy free from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.

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Review of Coullian Cuill by Riti Bridie

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Just flat out there: I did not like this book. Characters in the book seemed quite blasé about the fact that there are ghosts all around and that they get to be ghost guardians. Wouldn't they freak out? I'd freak out if someone was like "Here, run a race against all these phantoms and if you win, you've got a job looking after ghosts." Obviously, it's a fantasy, and people can act differently in fantasies, but I couldn't wrap my head around anyone's behaviour and it ruined the book for me.

Coullian Cuill by Riti Bridie went on sale May 28, 2017.

I received a copy free from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.

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August 2017

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I read:

Thoughts:

Lady Stuff by Loryn Brantz: Review to come on publication date.

Stitch Camp by Nicole Blum and Catherine Newman: Review to come on publication date.

All The Dirty Parts by Daniel Handler: Review to come on publication date.

150 Fascinating Facts about Canadian Women by Margie Wolfe: Reviewed!

How To Teach Relativity To Your Dog by Chad Orzel: Well, I can't really claim that it was a surprise that the author taught relativity to his dog, but yes, there was a talking dog that the other taught relativity to and I was surprised. I don't know why he couldn't just teach people, say me, without the dog, or why physics books lately have to have some sort of twee cuteness but I'm a mathematician and maybe we just don't do that sort of shit.

The Four Roads Hotel by France Théoret: Review to come on publication date.

Incest by Christine Angot: Review to come on publication date.

Coullian Cuill by Riti Bridie: Review to come soon, I promise.

Favourite book:

It made me happy, i.e.



Most promising book on my wishlist:



I watched:



I wrote:

My story of horrible people doing horrible things to each other.

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Review of Stay With Me by Ayobami Adebayo

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I hate writing reviews for books that I didn't like (especially since it seems whenever I write anything less than complimentary, the authors contact me and try to convince me that I'm wrong), so I'll say, for Stay With Me, that the book works better in theory than in practice. In theory: when a wife fails to fall pregnant, her inlaws convince her husband to take a second wife. In practice: facile characters who behave with no more depth than a child's puppets made from construction paper and popsicle sticks. As an example: the second wife. It wouldn't have been out of place for her to cackle maniacally. There's no examination of what she is getting out of the arrangement. She exists solely as a foil for the main character to rage against.

I was excited to read this book. Sadly, it's one of those books where melodrama replaces character depth. Books like this make me feel manipulated: of course I'm going to feel badly for people in sorry situations (infertility under a dictatorship), but when there's no further complexity to the characters other than their sorry situations, when the characters are defined solely by their sorry situation, I'm going to get frustrated. And I got frustrated.

Boo.

(Hopefully too Ms Adebayo isn't going to write me something to tell me I'm a jerk for not liking her novel. Fingers crossed.)

Stay With Me by Ayobami Adebayo went on sale August 22, 2017.

I received a copy free from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.

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Review of The Voynich Manuscript by Whoever Wrote It with intros and background by some other people

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Well, that was a bit of an anti-climax, although I'm not quite sure what I was expecting -- a sudden, complete translation, that I'd look at it and my background in mathematics and cryptography would just reveal everything to me, even though clever mathematicians and cryptographers than myself have tried? I guess, yes, a little. In any case, my copy from Netgalley was fairly pixelated and impossible to make out the individual "letters", so even if I'd been visited by an expected bit of genius, it wouldn't have mattered much. So yeah, I did not crack the code.

There's an intro and historical overview, not going as in depth into the math and statistical analysis as I would have liked. It was interesting, but didn't tell me much more than I already knew. The pictograms on the bottoms of the pages in the actual manuscript, telling you where in each folio each page went, or how it was laid out on the fold-out pages, was helpful. But, in the end, like in my last book review, I wanted this to be a coffee-table book, not a blurry collection of squiggles on my ipad.

The Voynich Manuscript by ? went on sale August 15, 2017.

I received a copy free from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.

(I have put that I want to connect with the author on Netgalley, who has yet to set up any seances for me with regards to dead authors.)

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Review of 150 Fascinating Facts About Canadian Women

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Firstly, the book is published today and I'm writing the review on the day of publication, so I think there should be a netgalley badge for that -- not writing the review way after the publication date or way before and then scheduling it to post. Maybe I'll make one in Paint later today (gotta keep up the pressure) and post it.

So I read this little listicle of book celebrating (a) Canadian women and (b) 150 of them because of Canada 150. A little proviso in the opening credits about the problematic taking of one hundred and fifty as the "age" of Canada, then right on into the facts.

Which I read.

All of them.

And other than the ones I already knew, mainly due to Heritage Minutes, I can't recall any of them. Wait, there was a Sarah Polley quote about working hard.

Maybe it's not a format that lends itself well to ebooks. Maybe a paper copy would have stuck in my mind more. Maybe it needs to be more like 50 Women In Science, with longer bios so that I have more for my memory to cling to.

In any case, yay Canadian women! I wish I could cram more of you into my brain.

150 Fascinating Facts About Canadian Women by Margie Wolfe went on sale August 15, 2017.

I received a copy free from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.

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July 2017

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I read:

Thoughts:

Messages from a Lost World by Stefan Zweig: Reviewed earlier this month.

101 Video Games to Play Before You Grow Up by Ben Bertoli: Review to come closer to publication date.

The Daisy Rock by Eva Hanagan: Reviewed earlier this month.

The White Hare by Michael Fishwick: Reviewed earlier this month.

It's All Relative by A.J. Jacobs: Review to come closer to publication date.

Favourite book:

I mean, I guess. Books have not been filling my soul with happiness lately.



Most promising book on my wishlist:



I watched:



I wrote:

A litany of please publish my faerie story letters, plus some work on my longer story about dysfunctional adults.

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migraine thoughts

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Maybe you saw on twitter that I have a migraine. Maybe you're Geoff and don't know how twitter works. I don't know your business. But I was thinking of the quote:

everything was beautiful and nothing hurt

which may be Kurt Vonnegut from Slaughterhouse-Five. Or Cat's Cradle. Or neither of those and not Vonnegut and I don't know. For all I know right now it's from a Taylor Swift song. In any case, here is my migraine quote:

nothing was beautiful and everything hurt

That is all.

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Review of The White Hare by Michael Fishwick

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I don't know. I kind of just want to say that and be done with it. I don't know.

The White Hare is like walking into a movie part-way through. You know you missed something, and you spend more time deciding if it's worth it than in actually following along to what little you have left. It isn't as if I necessarily dislike books that start with a sink-or-swim attitude (see The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet for example); I just floundered through this one.

Oooh -- I figured it out. It isn't like a half-way done movie. It's like those magic eye posters. I never ever ever saw anything in those, but other people said they did, and the most I ever saw was a wiggle, maybe, before giving myself a massive headache. I feel something must be there, so I keep looking. But how much work should a book be? Maybe if I was more tied to the land in the novel (somewhere in England, I'm not sure where), to the mythos of the white hare, to why these people believe in it, I would see what Fishwick portrays. But all I see are squiggles of arson, parental death, blended families, suicide, stalking, magical bunny rabbits (yes, I know bunny rabbits are not hares, but I like typing bunny rabbits more than I like typing hares), corrupt local raffle draws. Simultaneously overcrowded, yet at the same time, sparse.

I can't say it was worth the effort on my part. But I'm still staring at that rotten magic eye, making myself sick.

The White Hare by Michael Fishwick went on sale March 9, 2017.

I received a copy free from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.

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